Barack Obama, the busy man that he is, was nice enough to take time out recently to humor ESPN by filling out his own bracket for the NCAA tournament, and having the thought-process taped for Sportscenter. As busy as he is, Obama was unable (or unwilling) to fill out the first round of games and instead his a team of aides do it for him. Fortunately, Subway Scriptures is not nearly as busy as Mr. Obama, and was able to provide you with its own, expertly designed, tournament bracket. Feel free to ridicule, tease, and poke fun at some of the picks made, but only until you realize that it's 100% right.